Marissa, 17 and odd, with a broken pancreas. Residing in San Jose, California, I choose to spend my days either listening/playing music, writing/reading fanfiction,scaring people with my eccentric personality, and
I have a mixed ethnicity. Hooray.
Your Marionette in Disguise
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words may leave an everlasting scar that will permanently damage the ability to ever become happy again.
Dear Betty, You look so fantastic and full of energy, I can’t believe you’re 90 years old. In fact, I don’t believe it. That’s why I’m writing to ask if you will be willing to produce a copy of your long-form birth certificate. Thanks. Happy birthday, no matter how old you are.
President Barack Trollbama’s birthday message to Betty White
Coolest president ever.
